Delta Airlines Quotes

3 quotes by 3 authors

• I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in. — Margaret Smith
• Ten Delta Airlines baggage handlers were arrested for smuggling drugs into Detroit. Yeah, you can tell Delta was involved, because the drugs were supposed to… — Jimmy Fallon
• Ill book a ticket on some garbage airline. I dont wanna name an actual airline so lets make one up, lets just call it like… — John Mulaney

Who Wrote These Delta Airlines Quotes

3 authors contributed a total of 3 Delta Airlines Quotes as follows:

• 1 Delta Airlines Quote by Margaret Smith
• 1 Delta Airlines Quote by Jimmy Fallon
• 1 Delta Airlines Quote by John Mulaney