Armpits Quotes

43 Armpits quotes by 38 unique authors

A cloak of invisibility? This is a highly sensitive piece of field equipment. What does he think? Some warlock pulled it out of his armpit? — Eoin Colfer
Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eyeing us side by side in the mirror. Sure is, Girlfriend." Eric grinned at me. "But are… — Charlaine Harris
A professionally trained actress should be a better liar, wouldn't you think? But no. I am pathetically underachieved in that area. I can think of… — Kristin Chenoweth
I believe in the flesh and the appetites, Seeing, hearing, feeling, are miracles, and each part and tag of me is a miracle. Divine am… — Walt Whitman
If sheâ€™s so important, why arenâ€™t you here guarding her? (Wulf) Mostly because this ainâ€™t Buffy and thereâ€™s not one single Hellmouth to guard. Iâ€™m… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Babies like fat. Like to bury they face up in you armpit and go to sleep. They like big fat legs too. That I know. — Kathryn Stockett
I hadn't fully realized just how powerful words could be before this. Whoever came up with the saying 'sticks and stones may break my bones… — Malorie Blackman
Feminists do the best Photoshop because they leave the meat on your bones. They donâ€™t change your size or your skin color. They leave in… — Tina Fey
What all the ads and whorescopes seemed to imply was that if only you took proper care of your smells, your hair, your boobs, your… — Erica Jong
Dwarfs were not a naturally religious species, but in a world where pit props could crack without warning and pockets of fire damp could suddenly… — Terry Pratchett
Good God,â€ I whispered, sitting on the vanâ€™s cot and looking at my legs, horrified. They were hairyâ€”not wolf hairy, but an I-couldnâ€™t-find-my-razor-the-last-six-months hairy. Utterly… — Kim Harrison
I love the sound of it," Trina whispers, as if speaking too loudly might interrupt the drumming patter of the rain outside. "It makes me… — James Dashner
She stabbed him in the armpit, deep, and he dropped his sword. And died. So that's what is feels like, she thought as her boldness… — Laini Taylor
Disney world is an armpit,compared to Montana!! — Carl Hiaasen
I want them to listen to me for what I am saying. And I think the best way to do that is to sniff my… — Michelle Rodriguez
Opinions are like armpits. Everybody has them, But some stink. — Melchor Lim
1. Kiss your armpits while belly dancing 2. Blow a kiss to a stranger 3. Clap your hands while you think 4. Yell Love is… — Unknown Author
What all the ads and all the whoreoscopes seemed to imply was that if only you were narcissistic enough, if only you took proper care… — Erica Jong
I got hairy armpits, but I don't walk around like this. — Lady Sovereign
The collapse of the justice, I can smell your armpits. — Live (Band)

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