"1. Kiss your armpits while belly dancing 2.……" — Unknown Author

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• Many Americans follow pro basketball from November through June, for reasons that I found unexplainable, other than the fact that… — Dan Jenkins
• She's so hairy - when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit. — Joan Rivers
• It's hard, when you're up to your armpits in alligators, to remember you came here to drain the swamp. — Ronald Reagan
• I wonder how people decided that women were supposed to shave their legs and armpits — Natalie Portman
• I had no clue they would fall into my armpits eventually. — Katy Perry
• I never did a dirty armpit. You can look dirty, but you can't be dirty. — Kate Moss
• Feminists were psyched that I had armpit hair — Paula Cole
• I don't want people thinking of me sexually. I don't want people to be like, 'She's hot-looking,' you know? I… — Michelle Rodriguez
• Prosperity Gospel”. At his United Church Science of Living Institute in New York he would tell his congregation “close your… — Reverend Ike
• ... don't let your elders and supposed betters tell you any different. Sure, you've never been to Paris. No, you… — Stephen King
• I wish the camera could smell my armpits. Dude, mine smell good. — Ryan Ross
• I started to get grossed out by the armpits. — Michael De Luca

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