Apparently Quotes
751 quotes by 601 authors
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People say that about me, that I apparently buy houses near every boy I like—that’s a thing that I apparently do. If I like you…
— Taylor Swift
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Apparently, I'm very good at firing a gun without blinking, which is unusual. That's why so many action characters have to wear sunglasses during shoot-out…
— Kate Beckinsale
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In a new interview, Newt Gingrich says he cheated on two of his wives because he was too consumed with love for his country. Yeah,…
— Conan O'Brien
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President Obama says he will not support a healthcare plan where the government gets to decide whether to, quote, 'pull the plug on Grandma.' Apparently,…
— Conan O'Brien
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I still battle with my deeply boring diet of, essentially, yogurt and breakfast cereal and granola bars. I hate dieting. I hate having to do…
— Julianne Moore
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Apparently it'll all settle down and they'll forget about it soon.
— Dominic West
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Woke up this morning to the incredible news that I was nominated for an Emmy, and a shower full of dog poop. Apparently my dog…
— Martha Plimpton
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Last night, we did the Threatdown -- God, it's hard to even talk about this -- and for the first time, I didn't mention bears.…
— Stephen Colbert
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Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.
— Rob Corddry
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Apparently, six women claim that Arnold Schwarzenegger groped them while working on his movies. Hats off to these women who admit they worked on Arnold's…
— Craig Kilborn
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I've had a little bad, bad media luck the new year. Well, apparently I'm dating Bill Clinton, which makes me nervous. I didn't know, though.
— Julie Bowen
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Right from the start my parents had left me to fend for myself. Apparently unaware that I was a kid, they invariably treated me like…
— Phyllis Diller
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Growing up I wanted to be a mixture of Audrey Hepburn and Lucille Ball. Apparently I told my mum when I was eight that I…
— Dianna Agron
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It was more important to me to understand what its like to be this Jewish kid who felt he was so different at such a…
— Ryan Gosling
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But I still feel like a normal person... I've walked the streets and I know what it feels like. I speak with humility, and apparently…
— Cee Lo Green
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Apparently I had lunch with Johnny Depp when I was three months old.
— Alice Englert
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If you haven't noticed yet, working sucks. Unless you are a racecar driver or an astronaut or Beyonce, working is completely and utterly devoid of…
— Aisha Tyler
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In business news, chocolate maker nestle is buying Jenny Craig. Well, that says it all you need to know about the war on obesity, doesn't…
— Jay Leno
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The funny thing about our act is that dad gets the worst of it, although I'm the one who apparently receives the bruises . .…
— Buster Keaton
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I think that when people start hanging around each other, they start to pick on on each other's quirks and taste in music, apparently.
— Nina Dobrev
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