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- Mr. President, no one is saying you broke any laws, we're just saying it's a little bit weird you didn't have to.
- According to current Florida law you can get a gun, follow an unarmed minor, call the police, have them explicitly tell you to stop following…
- Southern people are bigger-hearted and kinder than I had any right to expect.
- There's never any time I think I'm a real journalist, because I don't have any of the qualifications or the intentions for that.
- I'm British, so obviously I repress any powerful emotions of any kind in relation to anything.
- There are so many low points with stand-up. You are perpetually humiliated, so it doesn't really matter anymore. I don't have any dignity left to…
- You can write jokes at any point of the day. Jokes are not that hard to write, or they shouldn't be when it is literally…
- Having a human conversation is not something I've had any training in either as a comedian or as, you know, a human being.
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- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
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- Democracy arises out of the notion that those who are equal in any respect are equal in all respects; because men are… — Aristotle
- I'm a father. It isn't just my life any more. I don't want my kid finding bottles in the house or seeing… — Billie Joe Armstrong
- In the holy city of Mecca, violence of any kind was forbidden. From the moment they left home, pilgrims were not permitted… — Karen Armstrong
- Today we often think that before we start living a religious life we have first to accept the creedal doctrines and that… — Karen Armstrong
- It can't be any simpler: the farewell is going to be on the Champs-Elysees. — Lance Armstrong
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- I think it's important as a filmmaker, as any person working in the arts, that you've got to try new stuff and… — Darren Aronofsky
- So long as we have failed to eliminate any of the causes of human despair, we do not have the right to… — Antonin Artaud
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