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Answer Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- If beer and women aren't the right answer, you're asking the wrong question.
- At the sperm bank there was a woman in the 'deposit' queue. I said she was in the wrong queue but she couldn't answer as…
- If you have to ask the person if they're bored, you already know the answer.
- No matter how old you are, no matter how bad ass you think you are, if a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone....you answer…
- I asked my girlfriend for a blow job today and she replied with, Well, what will I get? I'm guessing Herpes was not the right…
- If she's asking, she probably knows the answer. It's probably too late to lie now.
- The hardest question in the world to answer completely truthfully is 'how are you?'
- Cell phones may be ruining people's sex lives because people often stop in the middle of sex to answer a call. In fact, some people…
- Before you tweet, ask yourself, Could this hurt someone's feelings? If the answer is yes, hit send.
- The best answer to someone's stupid question is punching them in the goddamn mouth.
- Suicide is never the answer. Unless the question is How do I cover up a murder?
- If I were a complete jerk I guess I'd answer a question with a question too.
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