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P.J. O'Rourke has 585 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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People say that if you find water rising up to your ankle, that's the time to do something about it, not when…
— Chinua Achebe
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I've played with IVs before, during and after games. I've played with a broken hand, a sprained ankle, a torn shoulder, a…
— Kobe Bryant
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In the summer I wear shorts with a bright top and ankle boots or just sandals. I'll add a nice scarf, maybe…
— Alessandra Ambrosio
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Like a sprained ankle boy I aint nothin to play wit
— Drake
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Cats have intercepted my footsteps at the ankle for so long that my gait, both at home and on tour, has been…
— Roy Blount, Jr.
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We're told cars are wasteful. Wasteful of what? Oil did a lot of good sitting in the ground for millions of years.…
— P.J. O'Rourke
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I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right.
— Unknown Author
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Earnie Shavers could punch you in the neck and break your ankle.
— Randall Cobb
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The year I gave up the 150-catch streak I had an ankle injury and didn't want to go back in because I'd…
— Ozzie Newsome
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It's like going to the gym everyday. It really is. I work hard on my craft, I sweat a little bit, I…
— Nia Long
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In the past five weeks I've trained hard, trying to get my ankle back to where I want it to be
— Andrew Flintoff
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PETA doesn't want stressed animals to be cruelly crowded into sheds, ankle-deep in their own crap, because they don't want any animals…
— Anthony Bourdain
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