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P.J. O'Rourke has 585 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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I did my first movie, 'The Mambo Kings,' in America without speaking the language. I learned the lines phonetically. I had an…
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You try turning up in America without documents, without a visa, without a passport; you'll be treated as very, very much illegal.
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I love the Latin neighborhoods in Los Angeles. It's like traveling all over Latin America without ever leaving LA.
— Mauricio Cienfuegos
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Would America have been America without her Negro people?
— W. E. B. Du Bois
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No foreign policy can be sustained in the United States of America without the informed consent of the American people. And informed…
— Joe Biden
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There never was a social change in America without angry people at the heart
— Keith Miller
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There is no way of being a creative writer in America without being a loser.
— Nelson Algren
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There is no America without labor, and to fleece the one is to rob the other.
— Abraham Lincoln
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Actively we have woven ourselves with the very warp and woof of this nation-we have fought their battles, shared their sorrow, mingled…
— W. E. B. Du Bois
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All that serves labor serves the Nation. All ^ that harms labor is treason to America. No line can be drawn between…
— Abraham Lincoln
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No America without democracy, no democracy without politics no politics without parties, no parties without compromise and moderation.
— Clinton Rossiter
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The problem in this case was you can't be a middle-aged virgin in America without something being wrong with you. People can't…
— Chuck Palahniuk
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