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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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If I could always read, I should never feel the want of company.
— Lord Byron
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I've always read broadly: literary fiction, sci-fi, fantasy, chick lit, historical, dystopian, nonfiction, memoir. I've even read Westerns. I prefer female protagonists.
— Sandra Cisneros
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I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription.
— Finley Peter Dunne
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O Lord, may I never want to look good. O Jesus, may I always read it all: out loud and the very…
— Theodore Roethke
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I'd always been a news junkie, always read lots of newspapers and watched the Sunday morning news shows on TV and felt…
— Barbara Kruger
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I always read the Capitol as f—ked up pansexuality, everybody is doing everybody. Back to Greek and Roman times! It’s all happening.
— Lenny Kravitz
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I always read all these books about the slaves. My mother is very educated. My father would talk to us like we…
— Wynton Marsalis
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I began reading everyhing in the family library. Kidnapped, Treasure Island, Robinson Crusoe. And of course, if you're running out of books…
— Robin Hobb
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I don't want to write a mass before being in a state to do it well, that is a Christian. I have…
— Georges Bizet
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I have always read that the world, both land and water, was spherical, as the authority and researches of Ptolemy and all…
— Christopher Columbus
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When I was growing up, I always read horror books, while my sister read romance novels.
— Dorothy Allison
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The Booker thing was a catalyst for me in a bizarre way. It’s perceived as an accolade to be published as a…
— Neil Cross
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