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P.J. O'Rourke has 585 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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In nothing more is the English genius for domesticity more notably declared than in the institution of this festival-almost one may call…
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In public schooling, social policy has been turned back almost one hundred years.
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Fourth Law of Thermodynamics: If the probability of success is not almost one, then it is damn near zero.
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I once made a check of all books in my fourth-grade classroom. Of the slightly more than six hundred books, almost one…
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NEW RULE: 'Kidiots' Leave the children behind. At least until they learn something. A new study has shown that half of American…
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I, on the other hand, am a finished product. I absorb electrical energy directly and utilize it with an almost one hundred…
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Now, almost one hundred years later, it is difficult to fully appreciate how much our picture of the universe has changed in…
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Voting has proliferated in the United States, and it has reached a point where there is now almost one vote available per…
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4chan gets almost one million posts per day, hundreds of thousands of which are images.
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We still have a very good core following, and the shows have been almost one hundred percent sold out.
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Its been almost one year knoeing my bestfreind he cares we talk every night until I fall asleep Nikolas Taylor is a…
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