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• Fuck me in the beard. -Martin
• Pete: Just don't ask me to lend you any money. Ben Stone: Can I just - have some?
• I won't say it but it rhymes with shmashmortion. -Jonah
• Alison Scott: I was drunk! Ben Stone: Was your vagina drunk?
• You think because you don't yell, you're not mean. This is mean. -Debbie
• Life doesn't care about your vision. You just gotta roll with it. -Ben's Dad
• Do you ever wonder how somebody could even like you? The biggest problem in our marriage is that she wants me around.…
• Debbie: Who is that guy? Is that Ben's Rabbi? Is he the one that cuts the penis? Pete: I think it's Matisyahu.
• You look like a cholo dressed up for Easter. -Pete
• You wanna know who I want to get pregnant? Felicity Huffman. Ever since I saw Transamerica, I can't get her out of…
• That's because Steely Dan Gargles my balls. -Ben Stone
• Yeah, it's a cure-all. My buddy Jonah broke his elbow one time. He just smoked some weed. It still clicks, but it's…

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