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Ari Gold has 21 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• Call me Helen Keller because Im a fucking miracle worker!
• Tell Drama hes on the top of my list of things to do today, along with inserting needles in my cock!
• You know what they feed people on an indi set, Vinnie? Nothing! They dont give you a trailer. They tell you to…
• Im ready to go here, all right? Its like R. Kelly at recess. Honey, honey, what are you doing? Are you kidding…
• You can have it if you want to live in Agora fucking hills, and go to group therapy, but if you want…
• We are gonna get drunk with Russell Crowe and were gonna head-butt some goddamn kangaroos.
• Smoke more weed, Turtle. Seriously, smoke more weed.
• My assistant is to be gang-raped by a gang of one.
• Listen, Lloyd, I want you to put all my files, folders, binders, everything into a box! If you find a used condom,…
• That was a good speech, Lloyd. If I was 25 and liked cock, we could be something.
• Dana I have never cheated on my wife, not since she became my wife, but if you wanna jerk me in the…
• I knew you liked dick, Babs, but I didnt realize you were a cocksucker.

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