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Eugene Mirman has 18 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I don't have a kid, but I think that I would be a good father, especially if my baby liked to go…
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Boys have penises and girls have vaginas. If they touch at the wrong time, you can make a baby or die.
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Most bullies are the product of a stressful and often abusive home life. Next time a bully threatens or attacks you, just…
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High School: Oh, man. This is where boys and girls go from tweens to teens and become complicated and cruel. Girls play…
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On a quick side note, I would argue that--much like Samuel L. Jackson--I am not arrogant at all; I'm just actually really,…
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Of course, to avoid getting stuck in that convo with someone you dislike or feel uncomfortable around, don't be passive, be proactive.…
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Think of me as an impetuous Hegel, drunk with power, and also, regular drunk.
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If things are really overwhelming and you need to talk, you can give me a call at 347-273-2044.
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