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I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley -- the most beautiful, talented,…
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Congratulations, Congress! 77% disapproval rating! You may be about to become the English language's most offensive C-word.
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Sarah Palin has been hired back by Fox News, and she only left five months ago. She has now effectively quit quitting.…
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Mr. President, no one is saying you broke any laws, we're just saying it's a little bit weird you didn't have to.
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Wow. Losing 95 percent of your audience in just five years. That basically makes Obama the NBC of presidents.
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News is not a game show. You don't win a car if you happen to be right.
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Welcome to The Daily Show, I'm John Oliver. Jon Stewart is still not here. He is currently living out a live-action Lord…
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Whatever the occasion, [the Queen] has a face which demonstrably says 'I don't give a royal s**t.'
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Believe it or not the war on Iraq is based on a sound scientific principle, The bee hive principle. Which clearly states…
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If you’ve been here, in New York, it has been dominated by the UN General Assembly, the annual event where delegates come…
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You know that things are not going well when you lose the moral high ground to a TMZ reporter,
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One thing that America is objectively exceptional at is overreacting whenever anyone accuses them of not being exceptional.
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Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
— James M. Beggs
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All those who try to go it sole alone, Too proud to be beholden for relief, Are absolutely sure to come to…
— Robert Frost
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That bright blue ball rising over the moon's surface, containing everything we hold dear - the laughter of children, a quiet sunset,…
— Barack Obama
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LA isn’t a walking city, or a subway city, so if someone isn’t in my house or my car we’ll never be…
— Miranda July
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If you think about the impact of climate change, it should be how a doctor would deal with the problem. A scientific…
— Prince Charles
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We look backward too much and we look forward too much; thus we miss the only eternity of which we can be…
— M. William Phelps
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Don't say "The last one there is a rotten egg": unless you're absolutely sure there's a slow kid behind you.
— Cynthia Lewis
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Never hit anyone in anger, unless you're absolutely sure you can get away with it.
— Harold Ramis
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When I test I never go right to the limit. Only because when you are below the limit you can go at…
— Alain Prost
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I do not rewrite unless I am absolutely sure that I can express the material better if I do rewrite it.
— William Faulkner
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When you're dealing with serious subjects, there is a pressure to be absolutely sure that you know what you're doing.
— John Oliver
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I'm absolutely sure that there are weapons of mass destruction there and the evidence will be forthcoming. We're just getting it just…
— Colin Powell
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