Judaism Quote by Cassandra Clare

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish.

— Roseanne Barr

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat…

— Zach Braff

“A Short Ode To Sausage "Sad to say, there are people who regard lovers of sausages as relics from a kind of nutritional Dark…

— Daniel Klawitter

In terms of keeping kosher, I've basically just been vegetarian. I want to be fully vegetarian anyway, though sometimes my mom makes chicken soup…

— Ezra Furman

I'm pretty much a vegetarian.

— Robin Day

I've picked butter beans, okra, watermelon, cantaloupe, honeydew. I've butchered pigs, chickens. We made our own sausage and pudding.

— Jaime Harrison

“What? I like flesh. I’m a werewolf. It’s not like I’m going to be a vegetarian.”

— Chessela Helm

“Three months later—a Jewish girl having in the meantime explained the fundamentals of kosher dining—he returned to the B & H Dairy Bar, and…

— Jay McInerney

I'm Muslim the way many of my Jewish friends are Jewish: I avoid pork, and I take the big holidays off.

— Aasif Mandvi

You know. I don't think I'm gonna be Jewish for very long.

— Lewis Black

“Good digestion is for the bovine.”

— Christina Stead

I'm not really a practising Jew but I keep a kosher kitchen just to spite Hitler.

— Miriam Margolyes