Dark humor Quote by Casey Renee Kiser Download Open image ““I hear they make greeting cards now to thank your therapist... for NOTHING”” — Casey Renee Kiser ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dark humor Humor Life Poetry Therapy
“She wished she had a set of greeting cards at the ready, but Hallmark probably didn’t make any that said Thank you for giving… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“Do you have anything to say for yourself?” “Thank you for sending me to a therapist, and I’m sorry that I actually need a… — Dan Wells Copy Share Image
“You're helping me, because you're like a therapist but you're also like a cushion; calming, huggable and light enough to throw at people.” — Rose Hanning Copy Share Image
“When the right person hugs you, it's like medicine. I'm so grateful for those few people in my life who are good for my… — Steve Maraboli Copy Share Image
“ (About her brief experience writing greeting cards...) I even wrote for a greeting card company -- for about a month. A family friend… — Donna J. Stone Copy Share Image
“No matter what type of cards life deals you...always try to smile and be happy!” — Timothy Pina Copy Share Image
“If I got a new heart with a heart transplant, I’d be forever grateful. Or at least grateful for the next 50 years or… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Take note and give thanks for all the good things present in your life.” — Amey Hegde Copy Share Image
“Hey,” he called after her, his hands on his hips, “are therapists supposed to give patients heart attacks?” — Dana Marton Copy Share Image
“We're in the business of melancholia and we are married to our work.” — Casey Renee Kiser Copy Share Image
“boys don't like smart girls they like push-around-in-a-cart kinda girls target-for-their-dart kinda girls meat-for-their-shark kinda girls” — Casey Renee Kiser Copy Share Image
“I'm a buried kind of beautiful. Bring a shovel and a shooting star I may be a night's work.” — Casey Renee Kiser Copy Share Image
“He wants my knees to bend to the bells. I hope there's rhythm in Hell.” — Casey Renee Kiser Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I look at him and I want to get on my best heels. Sometimes I look at him and I want to be… — Casey Renee Kiser Copy Share Image
“Go on down to the local palm reader, she'll spit out exactly what you feed her because honey, you already knew your husband was… — Casey Renee Kiser Copy Share Image
“Oh, precious losing streak, you're too cute for your own good. I try to laugh about it but my face is made of wood.” — Casey Renee Kiser Copy Share Image
“love me get lost in me but beware side effects include a lot of shivering, baby a lot of drinking, maybe a lot of… — Casey Renee Kiser Copy Share Image
“My pillow is as good as any ocean to drown in the nightmare of myself. I swam all the way here from the moon.” — Casey Renee Kiser Copy Share Image
“I'll let no man in, unless of course, he knocks. Walk right in to my heart with a thousand locks.” — Casey Renee Kiser Copy Share Image
“pissing on photos, we wake parched in parallel realities i still end up drowning in visions he settles for the horror; hostage to the… — Casey Renee Kiser Copy Share Image
“... a man doesn't like to have his ego popped, especially when he prides himself on his sagacity, and then to be proved wrong… — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
“The moral high ground proved to be one hell of an aphrodisiac...” — Eve A. Floriste Copy Share Image
“I've always been a monster,' Scapegrace told her, 'but now, finally, my physical for reflects my inner darkness.' 'You smell terrible.' 'That's the smell… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Please, please be some sex-starved nutcase who wants to kidnap me and make me your love slave, I begged silently.” — Cate Tiernan Copy Share Image
“It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's fun and games you can't see anymore.” — James Hetfield Copy Share Image
“So I heard the boom of my father's rifle when he shot my best friend. A bullet only costs about two cents, and anybody… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
“Because it’s a lit fuse, love – you light it yourself, and you stand around the powder keg afterward, grinning from ear to ear.” — Daniel Polansky Copy Share Image
“Dennis, please. I don't know what-" "Shut the fuck up, and stop playing me for an idiot. And secondly, and more importantly, I've unearthed… — Simon Kernick Copy Share Image
“The Baudelaire orphans hung on to one another, and wept and wept while the adults argued endlessly behind them. Finally-as, I'm sorry to say,… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
