Computer Quote by Carrie Vaughn
“Now, what does a vampire do with a computer? Keep track of investments? Send e-mail to other vampires as you all plot to take over the world?” “I spend a lot of time on Wikipedia making corrections to the entries of historical figures I’ve known.” I blinked at him. “Really?” “No, Kitty. That was a joke.”
About This Quote
Source Novel: Dead Witch Walking, 2005
The narrator mixes humor with absurdity, using a vampire metaphor to comment on modern tech culture and personal quirks.
In simple terms: A funny, odd comment about vampires using computers.
Don’t take jokes too seriously; enjoy creativity.
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When to use this quote
- online forums
- creative writing
- social media
- gaming communities
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- What does the vampire metaphor reveal about your habits?
- How do jokes shape your view of technology?
Humor may obscure underlying critique of tech obsession.