Computer Quote by Carrie Vaughn

“I typed in a single word: Vampre. Google asked, 'Did you mean vampire?' I said, 'Yes.”

— Harvard Lampoon

When I go home, the last thing I want to do is read about the popular lore of vampires.

— Alan Ball

“Yvette informs me janitors cannot fly. Vampires, however, can. "Vampires are gross," I determine. "Have you even read Twilight?" "I've read so many things…

— Sara Wolf

“Although security and warfare had never been my gig, vampire security was highly contextual and thus incredibly interesting. There were links to history (Vampires…

— Chloe Neill

These days vampires gravitated toward particle accelerators, projects to decode the genome, and molecular biology. Once they had flocked to alchemy, anatomy, and electricity.…

— Deborah Harkness

“Hell, if someome wrote a book about you, well, it'd sell a million copies the day it was released. And if someone else was…

— Stephen Jenner

“Most humans are unaware that amidst the Anne Rice devotees and the vampire wannabes, actual vampires use the Net.”

— Raven Hart

“It's ironic, since they're supposed to be immortal, but vampires are kind of like small businesses: half of them go down within their first…

— Alexis Hall

“I just LOVE reading stories about vampires! I can't get enough of them!”

— Nyx

“What’s your name?” “What do you want it to be?” “Are you a vampire?” “Not the last time I checked.”

— Kresley Cole

“I had not heard that about vampires not existing,” Aidan responded with a mocking grin. “I wish I had known earlier. It might have…

— Christine Feehan

Look, Mr. uh, Wulf I appreciate your trying to warn me about this, Ireally do. But there's no such thing as vampires. They're made-up.…

— Meg Cabot