Clean Quote by Carol Leifer

What's the point of cleaning up your act if you don't have an act?

— Martin Mull

Acting is embarrassing for me. Stand-up had to be taken away for me to consider it.

— Taylor Tomlinson

The thing that's changed the way I do my stand-up act is having kids and getting older and wiser and smarter. There might be…

— Larry the Cable Guy

I will always do stand-up, even if my acting career takes off. Stand-up is my life.

— Chris Tucker

My whole act is off the top of my head.

— Don Rickles

The success of any stand-up act comes out of life experience.

— Howie Mandel

There is never hesitation about doing stand-up. It's just me doing my thing.

— Hal Sparks

I think once I found stand-up, it was like, 'Oh... this is so much better than acting! I get to perform but I get…

— Taylor Tomlinson

I've actually never done standup before.

— Jane Lynch

I started doing standup when I was in college, and I would incorporate a lot of characters into my act.

— Roger Craig Smith

I cleaned up my act because otherwise I would have kicked the bucket.

— Lou Reed

When you do stand-up, you're just concerned with trying to leave with some semblance of human dignity at the end of your performance.

— John Oliver