Golf Quote by Carl Spackler

“I could hear them yell and laugh each time and there was nothing I could do about it…. I saw them do it, like…

— Rick Atkinson

“In the far corner of the yard, two squirrels raced up a tree trunk, their little feet scrabbling frantically on the bark. He couldn’t…

— Tom Perrotta

Golf asks something of a man. It makes one loathe mediocrity. It seems to say, "If you are going to keep company with me,…

— Gary Player

“If I write as well as I golf, I'm in trouble!”

— Buffy Andrews

“I’d rather you shot at tin cans in the back yard, but I know you’ll go after birds. Shoot all the bluejays you want,…

— harper lee

“Goons are tools, violent, not golfers; The Dude will not deal with morons. His purpose is recreation; Their purpose is micturation.”

— The Church of the Latter-Day Dude

“Yesterday I played a round of golf. I just kept hitting the ball in circles, but never getting it in the circles they call…

— Jarod Kintz

“When life gives you squirrels, your bound to be a little nuts!”

— Brenda Lochinger

If you ever feel sorry for somebody on a golf course, you better go home. If you don't kill them, they'll kill you.

— Seve Ballesteros

“Why waste your final hours racing about your cage denying you're a squirrel?”

— Ray Bradbury

“There's a reason why golfers walk forward to their next shot. It's to move on.”

— J.R. Rim

“I've changed my mind. I don't want to be a squirrel any more. I'd rather be a bird!”

— Erin Hunter