Children Quote by Caitlin Moran

“Tits are like gifts from God. There’s a reason men don’t have them—if we did, we’d play with them all day.”

— Corinne Michaels

“That means not having a baby close to their body or in their bed and most definitely not giving a child free access to…

— Gabrielle Palmer

“We've got Barbies to deliver, though I'm not sure how appropriate it is to give plastic models of prostitutes to small children.”

— Fyn Alexander

“Being a parent is a gift, one which most men unselfishly allow women to keep all to themselves.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Nurses also instructed mothers not to let their babies fondle their breasts.39”

— Gabrielle Palmer

“To women who think they’re all that, may their boobs drop at a young age.”

— Kim Karr

“With great breasts come great responsibility.”

— Kylie Scott

“What is it about a good-looking man that makes a woman’s breasts take on a life of their own?”

— J.B. Salsbury

“WITH GREAT BREASTS COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY.”

— Darynda Jones

“Being a parent is apparently more than most men can handle. This is transparent to even the tiniest child.”

— Jarod Kintz

“child birthing to women is like what battles are to men.”

— Sarah Tucker

“don’t even get me started on what she rams her boobs into. It is surely a manacle for tits.”

— Marata Eros