Average Quote by Burt Reynolds

Marriage: The most expensive way to get your laundry done.

— Charles James

“Marriage isn’t all about chores and children. It’s about the sharing of your life with someone else.”

— Ruth Ann Nordin

“We got married: society's solution to loneliness, lust and laundry.”

— Luke Rhinehart

“Marriage is hard, labor-intensive. It's not supposed to be easy.”

— Patricia Elam

“After all, marriage is marriage, and money's money—both useful things in their way ...”

— Edith Wharton

“A marriage is hard work. Worth every bit of it though.”

— Tim Relf

“She’d paid full price, but life was a competition and she knew non-working wives of wealthy men loved to talk about how they’d saved…

— Liane Moriarty

“Sex must be important as it is so expensive.”

— Steve Jones

“You know a man is interesting when you forget to notice how expensive — or cheap — his clothes are.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Ma’s still spending too much money on clothes. I’m trying to teach her that material possessions don’t equal happiness. It’s a work in progress.”

— L.H. Cosway

“You contribute much to your marriage by the wise, thrifty, diligent management and oversight of your part of the household budget.”

— Elizabeth George

“At that moment, I hated dating more than doing my laundry”

— Meredith Schorr