"My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take……" — Buddy Hackett
"My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it"
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22 Quotes by Buddy Hackett
Buddy Hackett has 22 quotes on this site.
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Once when I was golfing in Georgia, I hooked the ball into the swamp. I went in after it and…
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If it's dirty, it's not funny, but if it's funny, it's not dirty.
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I found out that if you made people laugh, they like you. Most people got to like me because I…
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As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
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I've had a few arguments with people, but I never carry a grudge. You know why? While you're carrying a…
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Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.
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At the Sahara, the seats are banked and most of the audience is looking down at the stage. Everybody in…
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I have the gift of laughter. I can make people laugh at will. In good times and in bad. And…
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I've had a good day when I don't fall out of the cart.
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A comedian sees the world bent. I'm tangent to the circle.
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There have always been mixed emotions about Howard Cosell: Some people hate him like poison, and other people just hate…
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What makes a comedian has nothing to do with religion. Think of Red Skelton, Jimmy Durante, Jackie Gleason, who were…
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More Choices Quotes
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one of 6,144 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Every art and every inquiry, and similarly every action and choice, is thought to aim at some good; and for…
— Aristotle
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Excellence, then, is a state concerned with choice, lying in a mean, relative to us, this being determined by reason…
— Aristotle
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Some choices we live not only once but a thousand times over, remembering them for the rest of our lives.
— Richard Bach
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I think it's your own choice if you turn from an angry young man to a bitter, old bastard.
— Billie Joe Armstrong
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For whatever reason, maybe it's because of my story, but people associate Livestrong with exercise and physical fitness, health and…
— Lance Armstrong
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I try to live my life where I end up at a point where I have no regrets. So I…
— Darren Aronofsky
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Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes,…
— Dave Attell
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If social stability goes pear-shaped, you have a choice between anarchy and dictatorship. Most people will opt for more security,…
— Margaret Atwood
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Today I choose life. Every morning when I wake up I can choose joy, happiness, negativity, pain... To feel the…
— Kevyn Aucoin
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Choice of attention - to pay attention to this and ignore that - is to the inner life what choice…
— Wystan Hugh Auden
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Very little is needed to make a happy life; it is all within yourself, in your way of thinking.
— Marcus Aurelius
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I'm an independent. I'm a centrist. A new generation is arriving that has grown up with a multiplicity of choice…
— John Avlon
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