Menu Quotes

122 quotes by 115 authors

The hardest part of anything is making a dish consistently great - you order it seven years later, if it's still on the menu, and… — Mario Batali
In the sixties, everyone you knew became famous. My flatmate was Terence Stamp. My barber was Vidal Sassoon. David Hockney did the menu in a… — Michael Caine
We've painted ourselves into a corner where the only choice is real nightmare - triage, epidemic disease, famine, fascism, the collapse of human rights -… — Terence McKenna
Is it possible to get a cup of coffee-flavored coffee anymore in this country? What happened with coffee? Did I miss a meeting? They have… — Denis Leary
Don't settle. Don't finish crappy books. If you don't like the menu, leave the restaurant. If you're not on the right path, get off it. — Chris Brogan
The age of your children is a key factor in how quickly you are served in a restaurant. We once had a waiter in Canada… — Erma Bombeck
This year women learned that if we aren't at the table, we're on the menu. — Cecile Richards
Fashion is like eating. You shoudn't stick with the same menu. — Kenzo Takada
In the menu, there should be a climax and a culmination. Come to it gently. One will suffice. — Alice B. Toklas
The golden rule when reading the menu is, if you cannot pronounce it, you cannot afford it. — Frank Muir
Coffee doesn't need a menu, it needs a cup. That's all it needs! Maybe a saucer underneath the cup â€” that's it. — Denis Leary
When I tour, it's like, well, like a food tour as much as a comedy tour. I try to eat at all the weird places,… — Aziz Ansari
One recent menu for suspected terrorists at Guantanamo consisted of orange glazed chicken, fresh fruit crepe, steamed peas and mushrooms, and rice pilaf. Sounds like… — Ann Coulter
I have an impressionable palate. A well-worded menu or beautifully presented dish excites me. I get a great deal of pleasure just thinking about food. — Gayle King
Of all the items on the menu, soup is that which exacts the most delicate perfection and the strictest attention. — Auguste Escoffier
Using lots of fresh foods, fruits and vegetables, helps to keep the menu buoyant - I don't know if that's the right word, but it… — Sally Schneider
A restaurant wine list is praised and given awards for reasons that have little to do with its real purpose, as if it existed only… — Gerald Asher
But a myth, to speak plainly, to me is like a menu in a fancy French restaurant: glamorous, complicated camouflage for a fact you wouldn't… — William Peter Blatty
The morning meal was served in traditional socialist fashion - very slowly, with the courses out of order so that the jelly arrived half an… — P.J. O'Rourke
. . . planning a brilliant menu and preparing it beautifully doesn't guarantee a recipe for success. — Kathy Lette

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