Menu Quotes

122 quotes by 115 authors

Philosophy and theology have so much to tell us about God, but people today want to experience God. There is a difference between eating dinner… — Dada Vaswani
Sex is the tabasco sauce which an adolescent national palate sprinkles on every course in the menu — Mary Day Winn
Wisdom is never on the menu, you have to own the restaurant. — Carrie Latet
As a child my family's menu consisted of two things : take it or leave it. — Buddy Hackett
Side effect of excess study :p A Guy Went To A Restaurant, He Wanted To See The Menu But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;… — Rock4u
Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve. — Nishan Panwar
A Guy Went To a Restaurant, He Wanted To See the Menu But He Forgot What It Is Called; He Asked Waiter, Bring The Syllabus — Troublemaker
Most of my life,my family menu consisted of two options:take it or leave it. — Napier
Guess what's in the menu? Me N U. — Michael Angelo De Leon
Karma has no menu..yu vl get served what yu deserve!!! — Gayatri
Karma has no menu you get serve what you deserve P.S — Saloni Benani
Our variety is one of the key reasons our customers love us. We continue to provide all of the menu items they love, while also… — Kenny Harrison
Following Fundamentals and following In A Rental I Love A Nasty Girl That Swallows Whats On The Menu. My Money Triples Up When You Get… — Rick Ross
The junkie scrape change for the dollar menu, that what he said but the rock is what he really into, gave him a dollar anyway,… — Big KRIT
It's heaven when you find romance on your menu. What a difference a day made and the difference is you, is you. — Jamie Cullum
GENERAL TAO'S CHICKEN ( 6 ON THE MENU) IS MY FAVORITE. — Mao Tse-Tung
Just had the cajun soamln. It was excellent! I can't wait to try everything on the menu. Thanks for offering fresh food that is so… — Wilma
I love fish bonz eeacsiplly the mahi mahi with garlic butter but you guys are desperately missing mashed potatoes at your restaurant. Grilled fish and… — Mhyar
My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it — Buddy Hackett
Any bitch can spend a mans money, ride in his car, lay in his house, order off the menu and spread her legs. But only… — Kenya

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115 authors contributed a total of 122 Menu Quotes, led by these top contributors: