Dark humor Quote by Brian Azzarello Download Open image ““Loop, you shot him in the head... Fuck yeah he dead.”” — Brian Azzarello ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dark humor Humor
“He was floating with his head down, blood streaming from a bullet hole in the back of his neck.” — Linda Sue Park Copy Share Image
“Thank God I didn’t kill him. I wanted to bash him one but, you know, without the consequences of him dying.” — Christine Feehan Copy Share Image
“He had been willing to die because he refused to take a life. But me, I contemplated shooting everyone.” — Amy Tintera Copy Share Image
“Finally, after Death was ready to hang himself from boredom, the director cleared his throat.” — Leigh Teale Copy Share Image
“Besides, what would you do with the body, if you killed him? the logical side of my mind inquired. He wouldn’t fit in the… — Diana Gabaldon Copy Share Image
“His red eyes swung in my direction. Without a second glance, he released the dead man's body. It hit the ground with a loud… — Rose Wynters Copy Share Image
It's depicted in comics as, like, this gung-ho, 'Let's die in battle, in glory' idea, because that's just the genre we're in. But that's… — Brian Azzarello Copy Share Image
“I once saw a dead man. Actually, i've seen many dead men. Too many for most. But this one, i've carried with me. Was… — Brian Azzarello Copy Share Image
Good people struggle against what's imperfect about them. The people that we call 'bad' people embrace that kind of stuff, embrace the darker side. — Brian Azzarello Copy Share Image
We finished 'Spaceman,' and before we were even done with that, we had already been talking about what we were going to do next. — Brian Azzarello Copy Share Image
I didn't really like superheroes. I liked monsters and war comics. — Brian Azzarello Copy Share Image
“... a man doesn't like to have his ego popped, especially when he prides himself on his sagacity, and then to be proved wrong… — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
“The moral high ground proved to be one hell of an aphrodisiac...” — Eve A. Floriste Copy Share Image
“I've always been a monster,' Scapegrace told her, 'but now, finally, my physical for reflects my inner darkness.' 'You smell terrible.' 'That's the smell… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Please, please be some sex-starved nutcase who wants to kidnap me and make me your love slave, I begged silently.” — Cate Tiernan Copy Share Image
“It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's fun and games you can't see anymore.” — James Hetfield Copy Share Image
“So I heard the boom of my father's rifle when he shot my best friend. A bullet only costs about two cents, and anybody… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
“Because it’s a lit fuse, love – you light it yourself, and you stand around the powder keg afterward, grinning from ear to ear.” — Daniel Polansky Copy Share Image
“Dennis, please. I don't know what-" "Shut the fuck up, and stop playing me for an idiot. And secondly, and more importantly, I've unearthed… — Simon Kernick Copy Share Image
“The Baudelaire orphans hung on to one another, and wept and wept while the adults argued endlessly behind them. Finally-as, I'm sorry to say,… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
