Hung Quote by Brennan Manning

Jesus was a cross-dresser.

— George Carlin

Jesus ... associated with the outcasts; he spoke with them, touched them, ate with them, loved them.

— John Ortberg

“Jesus wasn’t blowing smoke. His major contribution to the world was not a set of aphorisms. He was born in a turdy barn, grew…

— Jared C. Wilson

But when he (Peter) saw the wind, he was afraid and, beginning to sink, cried out, Lord, save me! Immediately Jesus reached out his…

— Bible

If Jesus had been a hunchback, they could hardly have nailed him to the cross.

— Gunter Grass

“Jesus shook his head slowly from side to side, then thrust his left hand deep into Santa’s sack. Out came something resembling raw steak,…

— Phillip Andrew Bennett Low

“Jesus Himself was untamed.”

— Mark Batterson

“Jesus didn't just wear a cross around his neck, he carried it on his back.”

— Anonymous

“...Jesus was only twelve years old. Jesus was learning the carpentry trade from his father. Two Roman soldiers came into the shop with a…

— Kurt Vonnegut

What landed Jesus on the cross was the preposterous idea that common, ordinary, broken, screwed-up people could be godly.

— Mike Yaconelli

“Jesus thrown everything off balance.”

— Flannery O'Connor

“He was, and is yet, most likely, the wearisomest, self-righteous pharisee that ever ransacked a Bible to rake the promises to himself, and fling…

— Emily Brontë