Quote by Brandon Sanderson

“What do you know?” “Almost everything. That almost part can be a real kick in the teeth sometimes.” “What do you want, then?” “What…

— Brandon Sanderson

“I narrow my eyes at him. ‘Don’t try to take me on with sarcasm. I am the queen of it. I’ve studied it, perfected…

— Sarah Alderson

“Besides, you scowl at everyone like an old man anyway. You'll be a great fit." Kaladin glowered at her. "Perfect! Keep it up!”

— Brandon Sanderson

“Sarcasm is a bad mood trying to be clever,”

— Sylvie Granotier

“Never be SARCASTIC. A clever remark might gain you a few laughs but the butt of your remarks will be offended and will remember…

— Gary L. Graybill

“Storms, boy. What did you do? Hit a lighteyes?” “Yes,” Kaladin said. Then punched him.”

— Brandon Sanderson

“Varyk's deadly gaze turned brittle. 'You really don't want to take that tone with me.' Dev crossed his arms over his chest. 'Well, I…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“In that darkness, an enormous face appeared just in front of his. A face of blackness, yet faintly traced in the dark. It was…

— Brandon Sanderson

“He searched her face for any sign of sarcasm but saw none. Her shoulders were hunched, and her head was down. He’d made his…

— Sylvain Reynard

“Now's not really the time for jokes," I growled. He looked offended."There's always time for sarcasm.”

— Scott Tracey

“Storms, woman,” [Kaladin] said. “I don’t know what to make of you.” “Preferably not a corpse.” “I’m surprised someone hasn't already done that.”

— Brandon Sanderson

“Hey,you might be able to take away my magical powers, but the power of sarcasm was still at my disposal.”

— Rachel Hawkins