Accidents Quote by Bob Monkhouse Download Open image “Where do the homeless have 90 per cent of their accidents?” — Bob Monkhouse ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Accidents Cents Funny Homeless Humor
My daughter, dad where do homeless people come from? My answer, everywhere. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In the Britain of 2019, around a third of a million of our fellow citizens are homeless. — David Olusoga Copy Share Image
We were filming 'Doctors' in Birmingham and they have the highest percentage of homeless people outside of London. You just have to walk down… — Mandip Gill Copy Share Image
People are not homeless if they're sleeping in the streets of their own hometowns. — Dan Quayle Copy Share Image
People who are homeless, they're not all addicts. A lot of times, they're just people who, through something like losing their job or losing… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
I'm not so sure that people consider homelessness to be as important as, say, the Vietnam War. One should never even try to equate… — Graham Nash Copy Share Image
We know that all too often, homelessness and behavioral health challenges go hand in hand. — London Breed Copy Share Image
Above all others I pity the homeless: where can they go to masturbate? — Robert Clark Copy Share Image
Homeless people living in a poor country - by acceptable means, is common almost unavoidable. Homeless people living in a rich one, a disgrace — Alexander Fennis Copy Share Image
“You know, the big thing that sets the homeless apart is that they usually only commit crimes out of desperation,” C continued. “Those with… — Richard LeMieux Copy Share Image
My mother tried to kill me when I was a baby. She denied it. She said she thought the plastic bag would keep me… — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
I'm rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age I've regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with… — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs? — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up on the… — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded: 'Take me to the canaries'. — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
I told them I wanted to be a comedian, and they laughed; I became a comedian, no one's laughing now — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later she has money. — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
It was no accident, no coincidence, that the seasons came round and round year after year. It was the Lord speaking to us all… — Francine Rivers Copy Share Image
No, I think most astronauts recognize that the space shuttle program is very high-risk, and are prepared for accidents. — Sally Ride Copy Share Image
In presenting a mathematical argument the great thing is to give the educated reader the chance to catch on at once to the momentary… — John Edensor Littlewood Copy Share Image
The only way to have a funeral is to invite everyone who ever knew the person and just wait for the accident to happen-somebody… — Philip Roth Copy Share Image
Good films are not made by accident, nor is good photography. You can have good things happen, on occasion, by accident that can be… — Gordon Willis Copy Share Image
By education I am an Englishman, by views an internationalist, by culture a Muslim and a Hindu only by accident of birth. — Jawaharlal Nehru Copy Share Image
I made out with a homeless guy by accident. I had no idea -- he was really tan, he had no shoes on. I… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
Naturally I feel no shame in writing these things because of the time which separates the moment when they are written--when only I can… — Annie Ernaux Copy Share Image
In a city where you walk around, it's impossible to plan your day and your life as accidents will happen, you'll overhear things, bump… — Jason Schwartzman Copy Share Image
I don't think it's by accident that I was first attracted to translating two French women poets. — Marilyn Hacker Copy Share Image
Despite my mentors advice that I would never go to heaven fishing with a weighted nymph and a float, I took it up. (As… — Tony Bishop Copy Share Image
