Baseball Quote by Bob Feller

“I cracked one over a row a trailers that bordered the outfield fence- hit it so hard that Ted Williams came running out from…

— Hank Aaron

“Smugglin' that by me? That's like tryin' to smuggle sunrise past a rooster.”

— Dr. Phil McGraw

“You've got to get up pretty early in the morning to beat me to my rooster costume.”

— Jarod Kintz

“He said it was as if Tommy had produced a key which fit a cage in the back of his mind, a cage like…

— Stephen King

“Watch Brandon run across the field,” Bird said. He made a beeline for the pitcher’s mound, did a little leap over it, and ran…

— Rachel Hawthorne

Thelonius Monk went over to Bird and Bud Powell and said, 'I told you guys to act crazy, but I didn't tell you to…

— Charles Mingus

“It was five o’clock when the stupid rooster started crowing relentlessly, robbing me of my sleep. The sun hadn’t even risen yet. Dumbass bird…

— Alison Bliss

“When we were taking classes, we’d come home between classes and eat lunch together every day. We would cook lunch and then watch Matlock…

— Willie Robertson

“Off flew his shirt, which landed on an outstretched arm of the ceiling fan. 'Beats me. God, is there a padlock on this thing?'…

— Gina Damico

“When it was [Larry] Bird's turn [to sign souvenir Team USA basketballs], he said to [Brian] McIntyre ' What's the quickest it's taken anyone…

— Jack McCallum

“Craziest thing that ever happened to me was being attacked by a black bird. It pecked the shit out of my head. We were…

— Gerard Way

“All around, grown men were getting out of cars and shoving at each other like fifteen-year-olds, the bunch of juiced-up, armchair quarterbacks ready to…

— J.R. Ward