““George is a goblin who looks like a young boy. He is explaining to his friend Lout, an ogre, that he’s really older than he seems - - - “My people grow slowly and I’ve been around longer than you think. I’m very mature for my age. I have a doctorate degree from Oxford in Medieval Literature,” said George. “Is Oxford really in this story?” asked Lout. “I should have said Oxxphord.” “That sounds better. I’m really impressed, George. With an education like that, you could get a great job.” “Yeah, that’s how I ended up as a stable boy.””
