"My mother was an authority on pig sties.……" — Bill Cosby
"My mother was an authority on pig sties. This is the worst looking pigsty I have ever seen in my life, and I want it cleaned up right now."
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231 Quotes by Bill Cosby
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I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump…
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Anyone can dabble, but once you've made that commitment, your blood has that particular thing in it, and it's very…
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we cannot afford to settle for being just average; we must learn as much as we can to be the…
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The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.
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I did not want to turn to playing golf because golf is about as much exercise as shuffling cards.
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While fathers are pleasant figureheads, there is a special bond between children and their mothers. 'Do you help your mother…
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Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or…
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not…
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Today's parents grew up with the silly notion that music was meant to be heard.
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If you can find humour in anything, you can survive it
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My children love my mother, and I tell my children, that is not the same woman I grew up with...That…
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More Authority Quotes
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To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would…
— Hannah Arendt
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The defiance of established authority, religious and secular, social and political, as a world-wide phenomenon may well one day be…
— Hannah Arendt
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Truth is the daughter of time, not of authority.
— Francis Bacon
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A crown, if it hurts us, is not worth wearing.
— Pearl Bailey
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The American press has the blues. Too many authorities have assured it that its days are numbered, too many good…
— Russell Baker
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Does it follow that I reject all authority? Perish the thought. In the matter of boots, I defer to the…
— Mikhail Bakunin
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But I recognize no infallible authority, even in special questions; consequently, whatever respect I may have for the honesty and…
— Mikhail Bakunin
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I bow before the authority of special men because it is imposed upon me by my own reason.
— Mikhail Bakunin
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Because power corrupts, society's demands for moral authority and character increase as the importance of the position increases.
— John Adams
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I cannot stand authority.
— Mikhail Baryshnikov
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The natural liberty of man is to be free from any superior power on Earth, and not to be under…
— Samuel Adams
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No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority.
— Joseph Addison
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