Intelligence Quote by Bill Callahan

I've gotten out of bed a lot of days for a lot less than $10,000.

— Amber Valletta

“I got waylaid by another of your throng of supporters and well-wishers so you only have yourself to blame.” “So I heard,” he said.…

— Donna Kauffman

“I prop my guitar up against the nightstand. Then I turn toward the bed and fall into it face first. The mattress is soft…

— Emma Chase

“If you’ll excuse me, I need to go check on the other guests.” “It’s late,” he said. “Everyone’s in their rooms. Trust me, they’d…

— Jill Shalvis

If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen.

— Kathy Lette

There were days that I literally had no reason to get out of bed. It just was so destructive for me

— Joey Lauren Adams

“Is the bed comfortable?” Please say no. Just give me any reason to get you in my bed.”

— Elizabeth Finn

Beer is the reason I get out of bed every afternoon.

— Anonymous

Unless I go through my nighttime routine of telling my body it's time to go to bed, for some reason if I get into…

— Mat Fraser

When you have a little 10-month-old who is climbing up your leg because you are their mountain - there's no nobler reason to get…

— Esai Morales

My experience is that people are most likely to listen to reason when in bed.

— Groucho Marx

I like to have a reason for doing a job, a reason to get out of bed.

— Liza Tarbuck

“No matter the gender or location, the students brought her joy and frustration, laughter and sometimes sorrow, but they gave her a worthy reason…

— Lawana Blackwell

I can't imagine not having a reason to get out of bed at night.

— Charlie Daniels

When push-off comes to shove-off, a man must have a reason to get out of bed in the mornings, something more than the threat…

— Stephen Fry