Danish Quote by Bill Bailey

“I discovered I'm 60 per cent Viking. Well, more Danish, I suppose. I'm also two-and-a-half per cent Neanderthal.”

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I hate getting ill, it irritates me so I try to stay reasonably healthy.

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Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide.

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Work hard, save and live within your means.

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There's more evil in the charts than an Al-Qaeda suggestion box.

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I don't think any comic could say there isn't a bit of them that doesn't want to show off.

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Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!!

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