Danish Quote by Bill Bailey

I've done DNA tests and I've got two per cent Neanderthal DNA - most people have. If your ancestry is northern hemisphere, it's likely…

— Michaela Strachan

“Vikings, it seems, make their own way.”

— Helen Russell

“I didn’t know which was worse: to be killed by some brute animal or be taken off with a wild Neanderthal on horseback.”

— Anna Carey

I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then they would…

— Jack Handey

“A pleasure meeting you, too, Mr. Lucklighter. Next time, try to speak English. I'm afraid my Neanderthal is a little rusty.”

— Eden Winters

Neanderthal man listened to stories, if one may judge by the shape of his skull.

— E. M. Forster

Faced with the challenge of an endless universe, Man will be forced to mature further, just as the Neanderthal-faced with an entire planet-had no…

— Dean Koontz

“I didn’t like how my body seemed to be intent on sabotaging my brain, especially since my brain was so good at sabotaging itself.”

— Penny Reid

Literature was not born the day when a boy crying "wolf, wolf" came running out of the Neanderthal valley with a big gray wolf…

— Vladimir Nabokov

“What keeps the world from reverting to the Neanderthal with each generation is the continuing, ongoing mythos... the huge body of common knowledge that…

— Robert M. Pirsig

“Elizabeth called it my mane of hair; I called it my bane of hair. However, it was far worse looking when it was short,…

— Penny Reid

It seems that the Neanderthal DNA that modern Europeans and Asians (and also Native Americans and basically all non-African people) are carrying around is…

— Elizabeth Kolbert