Shit happens Quote by Benny Hill Download Open image “Just because nobody complains doesnt mean all parachutes are perfect.” — Benny Hill ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Shit happens
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
For sky diving, I was thrilled about coming down in a parachute but didn't think about the weightlessness or free fall that I would… — Rubina Dilaik Copy Share Image
We're all gonna land, we don't have rocket packs that last forever. But these things that we love, these things that give us purpose,… — Frank Iero Copy Share Image
The bad news is you're falling through the air, nothing to hang on to, no parachute. The good news is, there's no ground. — Chogyam Trungpa Copy Share Image
Ninety-nine percent of pilots that go up never have engine failure, and the 1 percent that do usually land it. But if you're up… — Cory Lidle Copy Share Image
I'm telling you, just attach a big parachute TO THE PLANE ITSELF! Is anyone listening to me?! — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
If you expect perfection from people your whole life is a series of disappointments, grumblings, and complaints. — Bruce Barton Copy Share Image
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Half the art of ballooning is to make your crashes so gentle that you can fool yourself into calling them landings. — Richard Branson Copy Share Image
A man who fails is funny... if my sketches teach anything, it is that, for the male, sex is a snare and a delusion.… — Benny Hill Copy Share Image
I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and… — Benny Hill Copy Share Image
I changed it to Leslie Hill, only that seemed more like a cocktail pianist. Eventually, being an admirer of Jack Benny, I took his… — Benny Hill Copy Share Image
I don't covet images or belongings. My television set and video are rented, any paintings aren't worth a fortune, and money is of little… — Benny Hill Copy Share Image
I used to watch all these great fat women in the audience laughing at the comic, and I would think how wonderful it would… — Benny Hill Copy Share Image
Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ? — Benny Hill Copy Share Image
I'm single. I don't have a family. I certainly don't have to work. I don't want to be the richest man in the cemetery. — Benny Hill Copy Share Image
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million… — Benny Hill Copy Share Image
I don't do something I won't enjoy just for the money. I do it for the fun, for the joy of working. — Benny Hill Copy Share Image
Finding out your crush isn't at school today and feeling like you wasted a perfectly good outfit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're creepin on someone through Facebook and accidentally like one of their posts... — Mswazi Omarion Copy Share Image
You are so full of shit that the city should charge your mouth a sewer tax. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The essential truth of life, he was coming to realize, wasn't romantic an took only two words to label: Shit. Happens.” — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you wish you would have spent a little extra on 2-ply toliet paper... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't get so busy adding up your troubles, that you forget to count your blessings. — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
There should be a rule that you can't get your period over the summer. — Cuts And Scars Copy Share Image
You must take the bad before you get the good. You must endure failure before you experience success, and you must lose before you… — Brittany Copy Share Image
Don't try to hug me with one hand when your hiding a knife in the other. If your gonna take a stab at me,… — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your talking shit about someone and they're right by you.. woops! — Nikki Copy Share Image
