Birthday Quote by Bart Simpson

I'm riding a unicycle with my pants down…this should be every boy's dream!

— Bart Simpson

What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it.

— Bart Simpson

The principal said potty!

— Bart Simpson

I cannot promise I'll try, but I'll try to try.

— Bart Simpson

All the best bands are affiliated with Satan.

— Bart Simpson

Can I cut you a deal? I'll give you Milhouse.

— Bart Simpson

Hi, I'm Dr. Cheeks. I was doin my rounds and uh, I'm a little behind.

— Bart Simpson

I can't stand to see you so upset, Lis, unless it's from a rubber spider down your dress - Hmm, that gives me an…

— Bart Simpson

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson.

— Bart Simpson

I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do…

— Bart Simpson

“You read a book all the way through? Why?”

— Bart Simpson

Why would anyone want to hurt me? I'm this century's Dennis the Menace!

— Bart Simpson