Type Quote by Barbara Elsborg

“ 'I don't remember if I thanked you for saving me,' he said. 'So thank you.' 'You're welcome.' 'Though after this morning, I've added…

— Barbara Elsborg

“You have some lovely books," she said. "I like the one with the pictures of polar bears." "The books with words too tricky?" She…

— Barbara Elsborg

“You know why doctors slap babies on the bottom when they're born? So the dicks fall off the smart ones." He laughed. "You know…

— Barbara Elsborg

“ 'A hundred and seventy two multiplied by thirteen,' Tyler gasped. 'Two thousand two hundred and thirty six.' 'You're not supposed to bloody tell…

— Barbara Elsborg

“ 'How long do you want me to stay in there so you can talk about me behind my back?' Zak called. 'A couple…

— Barbara Elsborg

“Books to read. Bitches to push out of the door.”

— Barbara Elsborg

“She wasn't fit to be a member of society. Her mind was a running sewer. The raunchiest teenager didn't think about sex as much…

— Barbara Elsborg

“The moment he felt well enough to walk any distance, he was out of here and flying to someplace hot. Hopefully not hell.”

— Barbara Elsborg

“...do me the very great honor of becoming...the person who'll cook me lovely things to eat, who'll cheer me up when I'm miserable, who'll…

— Barbara Elsborg

“Look at me, Kate." She raised her eyes to his. "What do you see?" She thought for a moment. "You've got a spot." Charlie…

— Barbara Elsborg

“The higher up I hold it, the less painful the hot wax.”…“Try hanging off the ceiling and dropping it from there.”

— Barbara Elsborg

“Don't you watch any cop shows?" Logan asked. "You're supposed to wait until I've made sure there are no guys with submachine guns and…

— Barbara Elsborg