“ 'I don't remember if I thanked you for saving me,' he said. 'So thank you.' 'You're welcome.' 'Though after this morning, I've added… — Barbara Elsborg Copy Share Image
“You have some lovely books," she said. "I like the one with the pictures of polar bears." "The books with words too tricky?" She released a strangled laugh. "Would you care to explain the system?" Turner stared at the shelves. Matty moved in front of him and pointed. "They're sorted by color." "Ah." Dear God. "And by size." "Mmm." Turner… — Barbara Elsborg Copy Share
“You know why doctors slap babies on the bottom when they're born? So the dicks fall off the smart ones." He laughed. "You know… — Barbara Elsborg Copy Share Image
“ 'A hundred and seventy two multiplied by thirteen,' Tyler gasped. 'Two thousand two hundred and thirty six.' 'You're not supposed to bloody tell me. I'm trying to distract myself.' He opened one eye and glared at Haris. 'How come you can still think straight? How come you can work it out that fast?' 'Good at maths, good at multi-tasking,… — Barbara Elsborg Copy Share
“ 'How long do you want me to stay in there so you can talk about me behind my back?' Zak called. 'A couple… — Barbara Elsborg Copy Share Image
“She wasn't fit to be a member of society. Her mind was a running sewer. The raunchiest teenager didn't think about sex as much… — Barbara Elsborg Copy Share Image
“The moment he felt well enough to walk any distance, he was out of here and flying to someplace hot. Hopefully not hell.” — Barbara Elsborg Copy Share Image
“...do me the very great honor of becoming...the person who'll cook me lovely things to eat, who'll cheer me up when I'm miserable, who'll… — Barbara Elsborg Copy Share Image
“Look at me, Kate." She raised her eyes to his. "What do you see?" She thought for a moment. "You've got a spot." Charlie… — Barbara Elsborg Copy Share Image
“The higher up I hold it, the less painful the hot wax.”…“Try hanging off the ceiling and dropping it from there.” — Barbara Elsborg Copy Share Image
“Don't you watch any cop shows?" Logan asked. "You're supposed to wait until I've made sure there are no guys with submachine guns and… — Barbara Elsborg Copy Share Image