The only way to really have safe sex is to abstain. From drinking. — Wendy Liebman Drinking Copy Share Image
A couple of weeks ago, I did karaoke and got nervous in a way I hadn't gotten nervous in 25 years. I'm… — Wendy Liebman Animal Copy Share Image
I took an acting class. After the first day, the teacher quit, so they said take another. When I saw 'How to… — Wendy Liebman Acting Copy Share Image
My sister and I had a lemonade stand - with a two-drink minimum. — Wendy Liebman Had Copy Share Image
I think I'd be a good mother. Maybe a little overprotective. Like I would never let the kid out, of my body. — Wendy Liebman Good mother Copy Share Image
When I want to make someone laugh in real life (as opposed to when I'm on stage where I tell one-liners), I… — Wendy Liebman Comedy Copy Share Image
I used to write jokes with friends. We'd pick a topic and then think out loud, brainstorm. — Wendy Liebman Brainstorm Copy Share Image
In addition to comedy, I'm a writer. I write checks. They're not very good. — Wendy Liebman Checks Copy Share Image
I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there.… — Wendy Liebman Cat Copy Share Image
