All Tucker Max Quotes
- But here's the thing about being honest: All the liars HATE you for it, and most of the people in the world are liars. They… All
- I try to explain to people that the only way to be cool is to be who you truly are, and the only way to… Cool
- Things always work out for me because I do whatever I want without worrying about the consequences. Always Work
- Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven. Alcohol
- Ladies, you may not realize this, understand this, or even believe this, but everything else we do is ultimately for you. Men don't do anything-create… Any
- You know that look a cop gives you when he's so confused that he doesn't even know how to respond? If you don't know that… Confused
- You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds ridden by leprechaun… Emotional
- I love women, I love alcohol, and I love combining the two. If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a hot girl, he… Alcohol
- Yes, the road to hell is paved with good intentions, but everyone forgets the second half of that quote: the road to heaven is paved… Action
- My path to wisdom began when I stopped pretending to know things I didn't know. When I explicitly admitted to the limits of my knowledge,… Admitted
- Great careers are getting easier to find and audition for, but harder to keep. Audition
- That's the beauty of alcohol. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. Alcohol
- Critics stopped being relevant when they stopped writing to inform and contextualize, and when they started writing to signal who they are, to display their… Anymore
- And I’ve found that, what I now want the most in a woman is—I want a partner. I want someone who is my partner in… Accept
- To get hwat you want out of life, all you really need to do is be honest about it, don't be afraid to go for… Afraid
- No one has probably helped me more with my narcissism than my dog. Dog
- The great stories go to those who aren't afraid to live them Afraid
- Gotta love alcohol and sex hormones. Alcohol
- Due to the potent combination of my sexual recklessness and the slutty nature of some of the girls I have slept with, I have accumulated… Abortion
- Tell beautiful women they are smart, and smart women they are beautiful. Beautiful
- The haters always scream the loudest. Always Scream
- Anything that reflects the human condition back on humans in the entertainment medium is art. Art
- At some point in their life, everyone thinks they should go to law school. You may in fact think you want to go to law… Everyone
- Calling one thing 'literature' and another 'fiction' is a way to create status where there is none. Calling
- Corporate tweets are like one robot talking to another. Corporate
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