All Tucker Max Quotes
- Even if I was a Republican, George Bush would have pushed me out of that party. Bush
- Frankly, I'd rather make a little bit less money if it means living in a better world for books and publishing in the future. Better
- Helping reproductive services doesn't just help women in isolation. It helps men just as much. Help
- I don't want to compare myself to Picasso, but he had four or five periods in his life. Any good artist grows and changes and… Any
- I have tons of fans in Canada. I've sold hundreds of thousands of books there. Book
- I sold a million books because I have a lot of fans, not because people hate me. Book
- I think 20th century media were about tricking people - and the beauty of the Internet is you can't lie anymore. Anymore
- I think that there's a lot of guys out there that want to read the equivalent of chick lit, but really there's not being much… Chick
- I was not developmentally disabled, but didn't mature at the same rate other kids did. Developmentally
- I'm never going to be Tolstoy. Funny
- I'm not West Coast at all. I was born in Atlanta, but I grew up in Kentucky, outside of Lexington, in Winchester. All
- I've come to learn that what really matters is the relationship, the quality of the relationship. Inspirational
- I've never really had a media edifice supporting me. Edifice
- If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you're going to fail. Comedy
- If your parents ignored you, or if they are just not emotionally available, or if they yell a lot, that is a type of trauma. Available
- It is hard for me to be vulnerable, because I never learned how to do that. I was never vulnerable in a safe way. Hard
- Look at the scope of writers who sell stuff. I'm at the very top of the power curve in terms of sales. Curve
- Make no mistake about it: Law school is not a bastion of intellectual discourse. Bastion
- Most of my success, I feel, comes from being a good editor as opposed to a great writer. Editor
- My writing is authentic, and whatever happens in my life is what I write about. Authentic
- The Big Five publishing companies are dinosaurs trying to survive in a post-meteor world. They won't. Big
- If you don't have a job right now, and you have a computer and a basic intelligence level, I guarantee you can get a great… Basic
- Two girls called me closed minded. I tell them that they are so open-minded their brains leaked out. Brain
- My favorite random email I got was from some guy who wrote: "Mr. Max, with the hope of a six year old on the night… Ask
- I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of… Allow