All Todd Barry Quotes
- I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable. Acceptable
- I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of… Act
- I had temping jobs also. I liked the flexibility. There was no asking for time off; you just didn't work. Asking
- I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors. Atlanta
- People don't understand that that's really what it is. They're looking for a magic phone number or something. And to a certain extent, I understand… Certain
- If you see me at a restaurant, blow me a kiss, wave, blow me another kiss, then walk five steps backward. Another Kiss
- Anyone who bombs is my friend. Anyone
- I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up. Bring
- I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport. All
- I don't feel I'm even worthy of a normal amount of value. Amount
- I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians. Any
- I guess there seems to be clubs opening up again, which is strange. Clubs
- I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate. Contrarian
- I have a podiatrist appointment at 2. Appointment
- I like Cilantro, but you don't have to. Cilantro
- I used to write things out beforehand. But sometimes it backfires Backfire
- I was probably just trying to be Dennis Miller, but without the vocabulary to actually be Dennis Miller. I guess I was just less interesting… All
- I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also Bit
- There's people that are just in awe of what you do, and then there are people who just think it's garbage. And I think there… Awe
- It was actually 3 years between albums. That seems like a long time to me Albums
- I'd rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place All
- I must have done everything I had. You go through years where you go through everything you've ever written Done Everything
- I loved Australia. I was very successful there Australia
- I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase Amazing
- There seems to be more comedy for comedy's sake Comedy