"I like Cilantro, but you don't have to." — Todd Barry

"I like Cilantro, but you don't have to."

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52 Quotes by Todd Barry

Todd Barry has 52 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.
I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to…
I had temping jobs also. I liked the flexibility. There was no asking for time off; you just didn't work.
I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a…
People don't understand that that's really what it is. They're looking for a magic phone number or something. And to…
If you see me at a restaurant, blow me a kiss, wave, blow me another kiss, then walk five steps…
Anyone who bombs is my friend.
I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that…
I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport.
I don't feel I'm even worthy of a normal amount of value.
I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians.
I guess there seems to be clubs opening up again, which is strange.

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I believe in the magic of preparation. You can make just about any foods taste wonderful by adding herbs and… — Jorge Cruise
The real secret to guacamole is that you use exactly the elements that you need, which is cilantro, onion, tomato,… — Demian Bichir
I usually eat six times a day, small meals. For breakfast, an egg and a corn tortilla, salsa and cilantro,… — Sprague Grayden
One of the biggest problems with young chefs is too much addition to the plate. You put cilantro and then… — Jacques Pepin
Families are like countries. They have their own language and jokes and secrets and assumptions about the right and wrong… — Roland Merullo
Mexico admits you through an arched stone orifice into the tree-filled courtyard of its heart, where a dog pisses against… — Barbara Kingsolver
Saddling another person with a book he did not ask for has always seemed to me like a huge psychological… — Joe Queenan
As a historian, I love every little detail, but whole long passages about wood paneling and journeys on horseback and… — Deborah Harkness

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