All Todd Barry Quotes
- I want to release another CD this year, finish writing a screenplay, and make another short film Another Cd
- Only lately, like within the last few years, have I had people actually do an impression of me to me, which weirds me out to… Ever Realizing
- I wasn't as nervous as I thought I would be when I started Inspirational
- I mean, I've always had scattered interests, but I never went on stage to get an agent or anything like that Agent
- I mean, I guess I started during the comedy boom, so it was literally like, on Sunday you could decide you wanted to be a… Boom
- People in New York love having roof parties. Love
- I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there's not a lot of teaching involved in that. End
- You come there and hang out and have a drink before the show and eat, so it's not that brutal. It's only $6. Brutal
- It's cool to go to a place that has posters up and it's one night only. It feels more special. Cool
- I'm particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone. Anyone
- I haven't done a lot in London. I think comedy over there is how it was over here years ago. There's tons of it, and… Ago
- And the goal really is to make the audience laugh, to bring them some joy. Audience
- I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error… Bartender
- If I'm at a party and someone puts on a Blues Brothers tape, I tend to go nuts. Blues
- Buddha, much like everyone else has good and bad days. Bad
- I will not be misquoted! Funny
- I basically did comedy there for about a year, and then moved to New York. If I had it to do over again, I would… Booked
- I had some friends that tried it down there, and I went to a couple of open mics, and I just kind of got this...… Couple
- I thought they may have presumed too much knowledge of certain things for people who are not comedians. Like Montreal. A comic understands what it… Certain
- My sister sometimes does a Todd Barry tribute act. Act
- I got access to a private tour of the zoo. I got to go in a cage with a koala, which I highly recommend. Access
- I mean, I guess I realized subconsciously that this is what I should be doing before I realized it, consciously. Verbally, I don't think I… Committed
- I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy. Apart
- I've never been a TV junkie. I remember watching Letterman way back when he had a morning show. Been
- Some venues are better run than others. Sometimes it's just maddening to deal with full dinners being served in front of your face. You can… Anywhere