All Terry Pratchett Quotes
- Thou shalt not submit thy god to market forces. Force
- [Y]ou weren't born with a talent for witchcraft: it didn't come easily; you worked hard at it because you wanted it. You forced the world… Born
- Humanity's a nice place to visit, but you wouldn't want to live there. Humanity
- The Auditors fluttered anxiously. And, as always happens in their species when something goes radically wrong and needs fixing instantly, they settled down to try… Always Happens
- Ponder just let it happen. It's because their minds are so often involved with deep and problematic matters, he told himself, that their mouths are… Allowed
- Do you know how wizards like to be buried?" "Yes!" "Well, how?" Granny Weatherwax paused at the bottom of the stairs. "Reluctantly. Bottom
- It had a very long pendulum, and the pendulum swung with a slow tick-tock that set his teeth on edge, because it was the the… Abundantly
- The only thing more dangerous then a vampire crazed with blood lust was a vampire crazed with anything else. All the meticulous single-mindedness that went… All
- Historical Re-creation, he thought glumly, as they picked their way across, under, over or through the boulders and insect-buzzing heaps of splintered timber, with streamlets… Across
- All he knew was that you couldn't hope to try for the big stuff, like world peace and happiness, but you might just about be… Able
- only to people!' shouted Rincewind. He drew his sword and, with a smooth overarm throw, completely failed to hit the troll. Completely
- But the purpose of the book is not the horror, it is horror's defeat. Book
- I know that I am a small, weak man, but I have amassed a large library; I dream of dangerous places. Amassed
- Once you've ruled out the impossible then whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truth. The problem lay in working out what was impossible,… All
- ... the food was good solid stuff for a cold morning, all calories and fat and protein and maybe a vitamin crying softly because it… All
- That's what I don't like about magic. It does everything by magic. Doe
- WHERE'S MY COW? ARE YOU MY COW? Cow
- Shoes, men, coffins; never accept the first one you see. Accept
- They say that the eyes of some paintings can follow you around the room, a fact that I doubt, but I am wondering whether some… Doubt
- The storm was really giving it everything it had. This was its big chance. It had spent years hanging around the provinces, putting in some… Big