All Terry Pratchett Quotes
- I know it's a very human thing to say 'Is there anything I can do,' but in this case I would only entertain offers from… Brain
- Pets are always a great help in times of stress. And in times of starvation too, o'course. Great
- You can't inspire people with facts. They need a cause. They need a symbol. Cause
- Oh, a very useful philosophical animal, your average tortoise. Outrunning metaphorical arrows, beating hares in races... very handy. Animal
- Of course, just because we've heard a spine-chilling, blood-curdling scream of the sort to make your very marrow freeze in your bones doesn't automatically mean… Anything Wrong
- If I knew that I could die, I would live. My life, my death, my choice. Choice
- We've got a lot of experience of not having any experience Any
- I think you should be proud of not being worse than just deeply introverted and socially maladjusted. Deeply
- Knowledge is dangerous, which is why governments often clamp down on people who can think thoughts above a certain caliber. Caliber
- Thats how we survive infinity - we kill it by breaking it up into small bits. Bits
- In my experience, what every true artist wants, really wants, is to be paid. Artist
- Not all questions are answered, but fortunately some answers are questioned. All
- The truth is a fog, in which one man sees the heavenly host and the other one sees a flying elephant. Elephant
- A bad hunter chases. A good hunter waits. Bad
- Are you a devious, plotting, unreliable madman? Ah, good, then you can be my most trusted advisor. Advisor
- Things just happen. What the hell. Funny
- The Kappamaki, a whaling research ship, was currently researching the question: How many whales can you catch in one week? Catch
- Given enough coffee I could rule the world Coffee
- Technically, the city of Ankh-Morpork is a Tyranny, which is not always the same thing as a monarchy, and in fact even the post of… Age
- Sham Harga had run a successful eatery for many years by always smiling, never extending credit, and realizing that most of his customers wanted meals… Always Smile