All Terry Pratchett Quotes
- Asking someone to repeat a phrase you'd not only heard very clearly but were also exceedingly angry about was around Defcon II in the lexicon… Angry
- You need to believe in things that aren't true. How else can they become? Believe
- There are thousands of good reasons why magic doesn't rule the world. They're called Witches and Wizards. Called
- The universe, they said, depended for its operation on the balance of four forces which they identified as charm, persuasion, uncertainty and bloody-mindedne ss. Balance
- Some of them wanted to sell me snake oil and I'm not necessarily going to dismiss all of these, as I have never found a… All
- Logic is a wonderful thing but doesn't always beat actual thought. Actual
- A Duke couldn't have the arse hanging out of his trousers when meeting foreign diplomats. Actually even plain old Sam Vimes never had the arse… Actually Even
- You couldn't say 'I had orders.' You couldn't say 'It's not fair.' No one was listening. There were no Words. You owned yourself. [...] Not… Atheist
- Correct observation followed by meticulous deduction and the precise visualization of goals is vital to the success of any enterprise. Any
- "I'm sorry, I just got carried away," hissed Aziraphale. Away Hissed
- She was, in fact, quite a pleasant looking girl, even if her bosom had clearly been intended for a girl two feet taller; but she… Been
- Currently, it was leading him through a neighborhood that was on the downside of whatever curve you hoped you'd bought your property on the upside… Area
- Sybil's female forebears had valiantly backed up their husbands as distant embassies were besieged, had given birth on a camel or in the shade of… Backed
- And Sam Vimes thought: Why is Young Sam's nursery full of farmyard animals anyway? Why are his books full of moo-cows and baa-lambs? He is… Animal
- History has a habit of changing the people who think they are changing it Changing
- The price of being the best is having to be the best. Best
- Humans need fantasy in order to be human. Fantasy
- It's the end game that people dread and that's what I'm scared of Alzheimer
- Before you can kill a demon, you have to be able to say it's name. Names have power. While the word Alzheimer's terrorizes us, it… Able
- The IQ of a mob is the IQ of its dumbest member divided by the number of mobsters. Divided