All Terry Pratchett Quotes
- Everyday took an age to go by, which was odd, because days plural went past like a stampede. Age
- Never trust any complicated cocktail that remainds perfectly clear until the last ingredient goes in, and then immediately clouds. Any
- Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for the night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of… Build
- "Why does everyone run toward a blood curdling scream?" mumbled the Senior Wrangler. "It is contrary to all sense." All
- The universe, they said, depended for its operation on the balance of four forces which they identified as charm, persuasion, uncertainty and bloody-mindedness. Balance
- I'd have you lot up in front of the University authorities first thing in the morning, if it wasn't for the fact that you are… Authorities
- Suicide was against the law. Johnny had wondered why. It meant that if you missed, or the gas ran out, or the rope broke, you… Broke
- Using a metaphor in front of a man as unimaginative as Ridcully was like a red flag to a bull, was like putting something very… Annoyed
- What do you call those things you find at the bottom of rivers? Frogs? Stones? Unsuccessful Gangsters? Bottom