All Ted Nugent Quotes
- If the coyote's in your living room pissing on your couch, it's not the coyote's fault. It's your fault for not shooting him. Couch
- Anybody that wants to disarm me can drop dead. Anybody
- Hunting is the last perfect thing. Hunting
- If you're not upsetting idiots, you might be an idiot. Idiot
- I was a walking, talking hunk of human poop, Human
- You remember the night that you left me, you put me in my place. Got you in a stranglehold now baby, gonna crush your face. Baby
- If there is one thing I am, it's always right. Always Right
- The spirit of the woods is like an old good friend, makes me feel warm and good inside. I knew his name and it was… Alive
- The Indians the needed some food, and some skins for a roof. They only took what they needed, baby, millions of buffalo were the proof. Animal
- I make a pussy purr with the stroke of my hand. Hand
- There was a time when man stood strong, right was right and wrong was wrong. Inspirational
- So listen everybody to what I got to say, there's hope for tomorrow, if we wake up today. Activism
- I can hear her thunder, she's coming after me, thunder thighs. Coming
- I know we just met today, but I gotta see you tomorrow. I know this is our first date, I don't expect you to swallow. Date
- My love is like a tire iron. Endearment
- My baby she'll take a chance, my baby got a brand new dance, Wango Tango, Wango Tango. Baby
- If it was up to me, if you uttered the word 'gun control,' we'd put you in jail. Control
- Apartheid isn't that cut-and-dry. All men are not created equal. All
- Organized religion is good for wars, battles, pissin' and moanin' and not much else. Battle
- You have to save the habitat, you have to save the population - not individual animals. What you want to save is the foundation, the… Animal
- Whenever I donate a hunting trip for the Children's Leukemia Foundation, Ronald McDonald Cancer House, all these children's charities, I offer the anti-hunters an opportunity:… All
- The way that you eliminate bad and ugly is either through activism and policy making that never tolerates evil -- instead of the liberal politically… Accepting
- There are hundreds of millions of gun owners in this country, and not one of them will have an accident today. The only misuse of… Accident
- I surround myself with positive, productive people of good will and decency. Decency
- Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak. All