"If the coyote's in your living room pissing……" — Ted Nugent

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• The thing that makes my generation The Greatest is our ability to hang out. We're spectacular at it. If you… — Lewis Black
• I'm not a potato sack; I've never sat on my couch. If I'm home, I'm cleaning, feeding my dogs, doing… — Gisele Bundchen
• So, I'm lying on the couch and Laura walks in and I say, 'Free at last,' and she says 'You're… — George W. Bush
• If I spend a Saturday being lazy and curled up on the couch with my dogs, I'll just make sure… — Sophia Bush
• I remember at 16 years old, growing up in Queens, we were punks, but hey, when we went to the… — James Caan
• Time Warner has called and they want us all back on the couch, just consuming - not producing, not sharing… — Clay Shirky
• Now came still evening on, and twilight gray Had in her sober livery all things clad; Silence accompany'd; for beast… — John Milton
• Pleasure which must be enjoyed at the expense of another's pain, can never be enjoyed by a worthy mind. Pleasure's… — Augustine Joseph Hickey Duganne
• I was hiding out from the celebrity thing, I was smoking way too much dope, I was sitting on the… — Brad Pitt
• What early tongue so sweet saluteth me? Young son, it argues a distemper'd head So soon to bid good morrow… — William Shakespeare
• Take a cat, nourish it well with milk and tender meat, make it a couch of silk... — Geoffrey Chaucer
• By the way, food and rent aren't the only things around here that cost money. You sleep on the couch. — Jamie Lee Curtis

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