Pissing Quotes
80 quotes by 76 authors
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We want to get the hell over there. The quicker we clean up this Goddamned mess, the quicker we can take a little jaunt against…
— George S. Patton
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Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
— Karl Kraus
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Did you ever think that making a speech on economy is a lot like pissing down your leg? It seems hot to you, but it…
— Lyndon B. Johnson
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Same thing every year, getting up at the crack of dawn, drinking, fighting, throwing up, pissing on walls and then you leave the house and…
— Greg Fitzsimmons
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Theres no hope, none, of ever talking about it without pissing somebody, if not everybody, off...By the end of this hour I will be seen…
— Anthony Bourdain
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Better to have him inside the tent pissing out, than outside the tent pissing in.
— Lyndon B. Johnson
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That's the thing about being a Labrador retriever - you were born for fun. Seldom was your loopy, freewheeling mind cluttered by contemplation, and never…
— Carl Hiaasen
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We like annoying people. It's a Manchester thing. It's a trait. We just like pissing people off.
— Noel Gallagher
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It's very important to know when you're in a pissing match. And it's very important to get out of it as quickly as possible.
— Randy Pausch
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I spent quite a lot of time pissing off my friends because I could get girls with a British accent, despite the fact that I…
— Marcus Mumford
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I will not get into a pissing contest with that skunk [Joseph McCarthy].
— Dwight D. Eisenhower
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Pissing people off doesn't mean you're doing the right things, but doing the right things will almost inevitably piss people off.
— Colin Powell
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Pissing in jars, they had never been handed a fifteen-year-old Kotex product by the school nurse. But they trusted me and Paula, so I'm proud…
— Tina Fey
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If the coyote's in your living room pissing on your couch, it's not the coyote's fault. It's your fault for not shooting him.
— Ted Nugent
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Pissing off PETA is as easy as pie. Delicious kitten pie.
— Stephen Colbert
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Yeah, the cut throats and the pigs. But who wants all that blood spilled, judge, huh? Isn't there a simpler way of not pissing off…
— Al Swearengen
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Mick Jagger is about as sexy as a pissing toad.
— Truman Capote
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I didn't understand at the time why Vince was so interested in teaching me life lessons when all I was trying to do was get…
— Chris Jericho
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You write a book like that you're fond of over the years, then you see that happen to it, it's like pissing in your father's…
— Ernest Hemingway
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Pissing in a river, watching it rise.
— Patti Smith
Who Wrote These Pissing Quotes
76 authors contributed a total of 80 Pissing Quotes, led by these top contributors: