Pissing Quotes

80 quotes by 76 authors

We want to get the hell over there. The quicker we clean up this Goddamned mess, the quicker we can take a little jaunt against… — George S. Patton
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves. — Karl Kraus
Did you ever think that making a speech on economy is a lot like pissing down your leg? It seems hot to you, but it… — Lyndon B. Johnson
Same thing every year, getting up at the crack of dawn, drinking, fighting, throwing up, pissing on walls and then you leave the house and… — Greg Fitzsimmons
Theres no hope, none, of ever talking about it without pissing somebody, if not everybody, off...By the end of this hour I will be seen… — Anthony Bourdain
Better to have him inside the tent pissing out, than outside the tent pissing in. — Lyndon B. Johnson
That's the thing about being a Labrador retriever - you were born for fun. Seldom was your loopy, freewheeling mind cluttered by contemplation, and never… — Carl Hiaasen
We like annoying people. It's a Manchester thing. It's a trait. We just like pissing people off. — Noel Gallagher
It's very important to know when you're in a pissing match. And it's very important to get out of it as quickly as possible. — Randy Pausch
I spent quite a lot of time pissing off my friends because I could get girls with a British accent, despite the fact that I… — Marcus Mumford
I will not get into a pissing contest with that skunk [Joseph McCarthy]. — Dwight D. Eisenhower
Pissing people off doesn't mean you're doing the right things, but doing the right things will almost inevitably piss people off. — Colin Powell
Pissing in jars, they had never been handed a fifteen-year-old Kotex product by the school nurse. But they trusted me and Paula, so I'm proud… — Tina Fey
If the coyote's in your living room pissing on your couch, it's not the coyote's fault. It's your fault for not shooting him. — Ted Nugent
Pissing off PETA is as easy as pie. Delicious kitten pie. — Stephen Colbert
Yeah, the cut throats and the pigs. But who wants all that blood spilled, judge, huh? Isn't there a simpler way of not pissing off… — Al Swearengen
Mick Jagger is about as sexy as a pissing toad. — Truman Capote
I didn't understand at the time why Vince was so interested in teaching me life lessons when all I was trying to do was get… — Chris Jericho
You write a book like that you're fond of over the years, then you see that happen to it, it's like pissing in your father's… — Ernest Hemingway
Pissing in a river, watching it rise. — Patti Smith

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